HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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