I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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