I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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