Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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