You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
