I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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