I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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