someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
