He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Randomize
