Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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