what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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