I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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