that's an acceptable place to lick
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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