normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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