Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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