On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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