Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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