Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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