I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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