You work out of a Hotel?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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