she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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