NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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