I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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