Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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