At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
