Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
she was so not down for the gang bang
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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