a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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