yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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