i don't like sucking hair
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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