Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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