but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize