I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You've changed since you got that strap on
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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