yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
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