It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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