Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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