Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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