I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
