there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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