she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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