it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
