hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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