just come out here and I will go home with you...
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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