Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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