So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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