do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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