sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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