the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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