I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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