I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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