I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
either way he was missing a nipple.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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