no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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