I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
My vagina just clenched in fear
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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