just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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