Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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