new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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